Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
