dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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