yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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