Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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