can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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