Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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