My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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