Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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