Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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