Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
