Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
All the doctor said was why
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