The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
