Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
