no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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