If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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