This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
