I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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