It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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