At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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