Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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