dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
accomplished twins. life is a go
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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