That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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