whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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