I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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