Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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