Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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