Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my phone needs a breathalizer
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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