Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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