That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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