Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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