i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
