Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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