People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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