It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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