He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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