im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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