I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
my liver is dry heaving
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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