it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Randomize
