Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
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