Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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