at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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