Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I just found puke in my bra..
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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