Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I need a burrito and a hug.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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