Having a random hookup so left but love u
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
