I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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