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(847): View more from Illinois

Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up

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(541): View more from Oregon

bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen

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(214): View more from Texas

She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca

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(210): View more from Texas

no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked

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(281): View more from Texas

Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.

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(913): View more from Kansas

You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten

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