super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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