My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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