How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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