After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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