Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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