i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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