Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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