buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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