come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Dignity is for republicans.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Pooping to opera.
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