he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
