his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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